He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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