i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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