We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
