I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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