DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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