i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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