Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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