even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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