Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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