turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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