I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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