Do you still have your period?
babies were throwing up all over the place
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
