is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize