How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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