When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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