grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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