and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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