I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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