And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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