Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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