I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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