Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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