the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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