She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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