What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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