who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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