idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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