Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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