whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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