We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This baby is an asshole
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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