You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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