I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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