do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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