I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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