i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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