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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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