I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i've created a new STD.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
