i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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