i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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