Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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