The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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