My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Are my feet made of real feet?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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