Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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