i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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