"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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