i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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