i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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