Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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