My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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