I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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