He had one of those small greek statue penises
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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