But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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