he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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