i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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